This trash is just so late that I know that I am really gonna struggle piecing it all together.

The Doctor and Dominatrix picked a grand day to expose the locals of Escalquens to the motley crew, a visitor amongst us by the name of Salty Balls wearing a t-shirt of such luridness was a prime example. His luminosity leaving even Quicksand impressed.

I do remember as we set off wondering why Dominatrix and the ankle-biters were wearing wellies and as the course progressed, my suspicion that wellies, heat, and hill climbing would lead to impressive blisters seemed about right as the Doctors 4 by 4 sped past for an unscheduled pick-up. Mind you, Sticky Mermaid sneaked in too and I don’t recall her wearing rubber boots.

Squatter did very well by being shat on by a passing bird (head and body shot), which those of us in the vicinity thoroughly enjoyed.

Back at the finish when tales were told and punishments dished out it appeared we had two main offenders, Dominatrix was in and out of the circle so often she must have felt famous, what with being a co-hare, having a birthday, cool wellies, hitching a ride and being awarded a cap.

John (who must be due a naming soon) was head trouble maker for the long course with F.R.B.ing, trendy t-shirt wearing, new shoes and 2 further on trail offences in his collection.

We did manage to get the Snitch which is always popular due to her promising a celebrity visitor who never showed up.

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