Master Blaster and Taupeless must have been giggling laying their traps.., sorry trails through the forest, sending people through tree rooted shady patches, confusing path changes and a fern jungle just high enough to lose your children in. We had groovy new t-shirts for the occasion seen as it was our 50th, but maybe plasters and antiseptic cream would have been more appropriate as 4 people came a cropper on tree roots leaving them with scars they can lie about to their grandchildren. But we had fun traipsing along watching for bears and boars, there was precious little danger of them attacking at the start seen as the horn would have scared off any conceivable wildlife, but as the walk progressed, the lack of noise should have warned us that something was amiss. Yes, Sticky Horn and Nadia got lost and when they didn't turn up at the end, search parties were sent out. The Blaster jumped in his car to do the perimeter, Quicksand decided to run the whole course again, whilst Taupeless and I, using our animal cunning and survival skills decided to phone him up and got him to blow the horn till we showed up. Once we were all safely back and everyones wounds were cleaned and dressed, we gave our hares their well deserved DD. Mike and Mrs Funch Bunch snr were visiting along with Robin, who made an ill-advised comment about the amount of liquid in his glass so the Snitch added to it. The Doctor pulled in Sticky Mermaid for celebrating summer in a flowery frock and the lostees S.H. and Nadia joined her. Up All Night got hit twice, once for being a returner and then with the other surviving founding mothers and fathers Lapdancer, Coffee Bean and Wandering Two Lips. We gave a special DD to Peter along with our thanks for sponsoring our splendid t-shirts. The acting R.A. was heckled with the naming of John and Kathy becoming Lick It and Call Girl respectively, apparently certain people had trouble with his Queens English and everytime he said Call Girl they heard Cool Girl and the palava went on so long the namees started getting cramp in their knees. The hash hymn as ever wrapped things up and seen as we had our eyes closed for the second verse we can only hope the Flash got some funny photos.

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